I obtained this book from somebody that had no business in giving it to me, or to any other. **
This is a confidential manual to train climate alarmists globally. It has already been translated to 27 languages.
The manual is titled: Climate 101.
Here are some of the hard instructions included:
- To demand trillions of dollars (euros) FIRST you have to scare people out of their wits.
- Don't even try to explain the complexities of Earth's atmosphere. Just say: CO2 will kill us all!
- Always project an aura of infallibility even though we don't really understand what is going on. Remember, #TheScienceIsSettled
- Of all alternatives to reduce CO2 emissions, always select the most expensive and least reliable.
- Always downplay the serious problems of humanity such as poverty, war and terrorism while insisting AGW is the priority.
- Never debate against an opponent that knows the science. On second thought, never debate with anybody. They'll cream you.
- Insist that the Energiewende is a success in spite of the fact it is falling apart at the seams.
- Unconditionally oppose nuclear energy, the best road to a low CO2 economy. Why? There's not much money in nuclear.
- Send loads of climate delegates to climate conferences. Why? They love the perks and we need them on our side.
- Recruit celebrities to terrorize the public with CO2. Overlook the fact that these same celebrities are raping the planet.
- Never settle for less than 100% RE. This is a question of moral purity. Never mind it is just not possible.
- Root for liberal candidates all over the world. Why? They are easier to con.
- This con won't last forever. The next trillion dollar scam in which we are already working is #UniversalBasicIncome
** This post is actually pure fiction. I have not received any manual, but the more I think about it the more probable it seems that this manual actually exists. How is it that all climate alarmists use the same tactics and talking points?
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